Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Ranger Rick's Adventures

Ranger Rick Raccoon, Scarlett Fox, and Boomer Badger are on vacation along the Gulf Coast of Florida.

Sandy explained that, from June through November, huge storms called hurricanes may come roaring in from the sea. They hit the shore with mighty winds and monstrous waves. The storms can strike anywhere along the coasts of the Atlantic Ocean or the Gulf of Mexico. And people who live there often have to flee for their lives as a hurricane bears down on them.

The hurricane is roaring so loudly now that the animals don't even talk. Before Sandy ducks into her bur-row, she motions for her new friends to crouch down as low as they can and wait out the storm. All night long the hurricane rages. And all night long Rick and Scarlett huddle in fear — and worry about Boomer.

MORE FACTS

* Along many of our coasts, sand dunes stand guard against hurricanes and other storms. But in many places, people have damaged or destroyed the dunes. There, huge waves-pushed by a storm's winds-wash ashore with full force.

* Beach plants help hold the sand in place and build the dunes. When people walk on dunes, they can harm these plants and weaken the dunes.

* A sand dune may seem like a tough place to live, but some kinds of animals, such as beach mice, make their homes there.

* Beach mice bury seeds of sea oats and other plants in their burrows. Some of these sprout and take root, helping hold the dunes in place.

* Beach mice live in or near sand dunes and nowhere else. There are seven kinds of beach mice: Five live on the Gulf Coast of Alabama and Florida, and two live on the Atlantic Coast of Florida. All but one kind are so rare that they are in danger of becoming extinct.

That's mostly because many of their sand dune homes have been destroyed-and other dunes are being threatened.

By Gerry Bishop

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Monday, July 23, 2007

Blonde Handy-Woman

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood.

She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do."Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, how much will you charge me?"

The blonde quickly responded, "How about ?50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" the husband asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the ?50.00 and handed it to her.

"And by the way," the Blonde added,

"it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.

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Sunday, July 22, 2007

Napster Of Porn

Napster Of Porn (Funny pics)

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