Female Comebacks

Man:Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman:Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man:Is this seat empty?
Woman:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man:Your place or mine?
Woman:Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man:So, what do you do for a living?
Woman:I'm a female impersonator.

Man:Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman:Do not enter.

Man:How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman:Unfertilized

Man:Your body is like a temple.
Woman:Sorry, there are no services today.

Man:I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman:But would you stay there?

Man:If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman:If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.